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Blonde License

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 08/17/2003
 
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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and the officer walked up to the car. The female police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde police- woman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this hassle."

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    I'll be darned (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.18.2003 7:06:29 PM EST)

    When it comes to blonde jokes I thought I had heard them all. Apparently not. Damn funny one too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I gotta try that (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (08.18.2003 1:33:36 AM EST)


    but then, I've never been stopped by a blonde.. usually they go on by me.

    lmfao (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.17.2003 8:04:39 PM EST)

    good one...hahahahaha

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