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Compacts and blondes
By: F S Punk Published: 04/03/2000

Two blondes are walking down the street and come across a compcat (woman's make up kit).
The first blonde opens it and says, "Gee, this girl looks familiar."
The second blonde takes a look and quickley states, "Hey silly, that's me!!!"

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ok (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(05.03.2003 10:24:21 PM EST)
this was dumb

A**holes (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.12.2001 12:15:56 PM EST)
your momma

A**holes (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.12.2001 12:15:38 PM EST)
you momma

corney (0 replies)
started by gdaflirt
(06.18.2000 4:22:21 PM EST)
this was stupid as hell.

that sucked (0 replies)
started by absolutkillah
(06.10.2000 4:58:41 AM EST)
that sucked

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