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Blonde Snowstorm

By: SeanMcKayPublished: 08/18/2000
 
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A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it."

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 10:30:16 PM EST)
    now this was a good one

    just because (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.01.2000 8:25:39 PM EST)
    just thought you would like this

    Stupid (0 replies)
    started by fish325
    (08.19.2000 0:12:20 AM EST)
    "A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm."

    She got lost in her car? Wow, she is stupid.

    And then you can follow me home.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (08.18.2000 10:35:09 AM EST)
    ...And I'll show you why they call me the "Plow King".

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Huh??? (0 replies)
    started by DumbBlonde
    (08.18.2000 9:24:55 AM EST)
    I don't get it. But then again I don't shop at Kmart and WalMart...HELLLLO!

    Oh, and to that cute guy below me, I like hot monkey sex too:-)

    "It's a Blonde Thing!" ~Dizzy Miss PK~

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    started by thatcuteguy
    (08.18.2000 0:04:32 AM EST)
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    hot monkey sex hanging from a ceiling fan.

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