"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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10 Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work
1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
6. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"
7. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
8. "The coffee machine is broken ..."
9. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot ..."
AND THE BEST OF ALL:
10. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
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It's Called Narcolepsy
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obxbeachbum
(06.22.2004 11:43:31 PM EST)
Claim you suffer from it and you can sleep through meetings, boring presentations and nap after every meal! Amen.
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what to say.....but don't stand up until your boner has gone down, is always good advice.
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