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By: AnonymousPublished: 04/06/1999
 
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Q:Whats do Government workers and lesbians have in common?

A:The both don't do dick.

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    started by dragonmaster666
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    don't give the punchline away in the title of the message you scrotum shitting rectal wart

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    it is very short and not funny at all and whoever thinks it is funny needs to be SHOT!!!!!!

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