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 Performance Appraisal Terms | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 09/15/1999 | | |  |
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Here are some comments off my latest yearly appraisal at my
job
Term: GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS
Meaning: Able to bullshit
Term: GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS
Meaning: Spends lots of time on phone
Term: AVERAGE EMPLOYEE
Meaning: Not too bright
Term: EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED
Meaning: Made no major blunders yet
Term: WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY
Meaning: Too ugly to get a date
Term: ACTIVE SOCIALLY
Meaning: Drinks a lot
Term: FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY
Meaning: Spouse drinks, too
Term: INDEPENDENT WORKER
Meaning: Nobody knows what he/she does
Term: QUICK THINKING
Meaning: Offers plausible excuses
Term: CAREFUL THINKER
Meaning: Won't make a decision
Term: AGGRESSIVE
Meaning: Obnoxious
Term: USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS
Meaning: Gets someone else to do it
Term: EXPRESSES HIMSELF WELL
Meaning: Speaks some English
Term: METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL
Meaning: A nit picking nut
Term: HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES
Meaning: Is tall or has a loud voice
Term: EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT
Meaning: Lucky
Term: CAREER MINDED
Meaning: Back Stabber
Term: LOYAL
Meaning: Can't get a job anywhere else
Term: KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR
Meaning: Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Term: HAS AN EXTENSIVE PERSONAL LIBRARY
Meaning: Copies rented porno movies
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