TOP 6 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE
1. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the
corner.
2. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
memory for future reference.
4. The native language used to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else.
5. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as
informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
6. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
