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By: AnonymousPublished: 07/11/2000
 
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There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored.

The painter was so grateful that she decided to show her gratitude by repainting the doctor's office. Part of her work included painting a gigantic eye on one wall. When she had finished her work, she held a press conference to unveil her latest work of art: the doctor's office.

During the press conference, one reporter noticed the eye on the wall, and asked the doctor, 'What was your first reaction upon seeing your newly painted office, especially that large eye on the wall?'

To this, the eye doctor responded, 'I said to myself 'Thank God I'm not a gynecologist.''

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    Or even worse... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.11.2000 12:53:01 PM EST)
    ...he could have been a proctologist. By the way, why would ANY doctor want to be a proctologist. Just one of those things that make you go hmmm.



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    Yeah, but.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (07.11.2000 12:11:24 PM EST)
    ...I'm eyballin' them all the time!

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    I'm a gynecologist.... (0 replies)  
    started by SuicideKing
    (07.11.2000 0:40:16 AM EST)
    amateur, of course..heh...show em, ladies!!

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