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Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres almost drowned? A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
A guy went to apply for a job with the U.S. Postal Service.
During the interview, the interviewer asked the guy if he was
a veteran. The guy said "Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."
Then the interviewer asked if the guy had any disabilities.
The guy responded, "Well, I stepped on a landmine over there
and blew my testicles off."
"Great!" the interviewer responded. "We give disabled Vets preference.
You can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."
"But doesn’t everyone normally start at 8 a.m.?" asked the guy.
"Yes, but you don’t have to come in until 10. All we do for the first
two hours is just stand around and scratch our balls."
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I was gonna say...
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started by
bossbabe
(10.20.2001 1:48:04 AM EST)
...what do the women stand around and scratch? Hmmmm!
Boss BabeIf life is like a bowl of cherries, then I'm a damn cherry tree!
Hehehe.....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(09.28.2001 3:29:44 AM EST)
...so the ladies don't come in till 10 either huh? LOL!
~SweetiePeach~
~*God Bless America*~
Amazing
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started by
obiwan
(09.24.2001 4:29:02 AM EST)
This joke is also very popular in Spain. I guess bureaucracy is the same everywhere.
~Obiwan~
LMAO
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started by
kweenbee
(09.23.2001 5:51:45 PM EST)
At least he told the truth. Good one, Seaweedy.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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