"We had a good Cabinet meeting, talked about a lot of issues. Secretary of State and Defense brought us up to date about our desires to spread freedom and peace around the world." - Washington, D.C., Aug. 1, 2003
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"To hell with the public! I'm here to represent the people!" — New Jersey state senator
Snapple Facts
#54 The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu,and says "okay!"
One Liners
Q. Five policemen were on a boat. The boat sank. How many policemen died? A. Ten. Five during the accident, and five during the re-enactment.
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy
suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of
him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what
the hell are you doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "I'm a chiropractor and I could see that
you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just
can't help practicing my art!"
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I
work for the IRS, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front
of me, do you?"
Depends, are you here for a deposit or a withdrawl?
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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