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The Young Executive

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 01/04/2002
 
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A young executive was leaving the office at 6PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "This is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine "I just need one copy."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.04.2004 6:39:34 PM EST)

    thats great

    We have (0 replies)
    started by gnevets
    (01.05.2002 0:36:33 AM EST)

    a CEO just like that, lol.

    Hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (01.04.2002 8:15:18 PM EST)

    Damn good joke.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    The ultimate compliment (3 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.04.2002 8:09:53 PM EST)

    The Patron liked the joke. I did too.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    OK... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.04.2002 9:06:30 AM EST)


    ...this one is funny.
    But I have heard it before.

    The "Young Executive" (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (01.04.2002 3:30:27 AM EST)

    was behind me in the dole queue last week.

    Kiss my Ass !

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