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Stressing Out

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 01/12/2002
 
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A patient says to his doctor, "Doc, you have to help me. I'm under a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people."

The doctor says, "Tell me about your problem."

To which the patient replies, "I just DID, you f**king idiot!!!"

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    HELL YEAH (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.21.2002 5:26:54 PM EST)

    I can relate to that.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (01.12.2002 6:10:59 PM EST)

    Damn stupid doctor anyway! ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Hey Marvin, (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.12.2002 7:48:10 AM EST)


    Short, sweet and straight to the point, are you talking about the joke or TJ's schween?

    Funny, yes it's Funny (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.12.2002 7:46:06 AM EST)

    Hey we've set a new record here at goofball.
    !! YEA !!
    Two funny jokes in one week.
    !! Wou Hoo !!

    Short, sweet (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (01.12.2002 5:02:53 AM EST)

    and straight to the point ! Hahahahahahaha

    Kiss my Ass !

    ROFLMFAO!! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.12.2002 0:55:16 AM EST)

    And Rob scores with an awesomely funny joke! I'm splitting a gut here, even Patron has got to like this one. Ah geez, this is hilarious!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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