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Q: What's the best thing about a bj? A: Ten minutes of silence.
"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."
"Well," the doc concluded, "Go home and wash possible."
...she has been f*cking that black schween we saw yesterday.
Just how wide
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marvin
(01.20.2002 3:13:50 AM EST)
is the gap between the possible and the impossible ?
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