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 The Beer Conference | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 01/22/2003 | | |  |
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The biggest beer producers in the world meet for a conference,
and at the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer
companies decide to have a drink together at a bar.
The president of Budweiser naturally orders a Bud, the president
of Miller orders a Miller, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and so on
down the list.
Then the bartender asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink,
and to everybody's amazement, he orders tea!
"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask suspiciously,
wondering if they've stumbled on an embarrassing secret.
"Naaaah," replies Guinness. "If you guys aren't going to drink beer,
then neither will I."
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EXCELLENT!!!
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jimbobiglotto
(01.22.2003 10:53:47 AM EST)
Rob, my man, as a REAL Beer drinker and Guinness lover, I LOVED IT!!!
oh, that's a classic that I won't forget until the day I die...
undoubtedly from some liver ailment. thanks to arthur guinness.This is it, folks! -I don't dance!
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