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"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world—you know, people focus on the process and not results." —Bush, speaking on the Middle East peace process Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
— Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record. (1992)
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#152 In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.
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is so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
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Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A: Shoot the guy pushing it!
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 Army Life Insurance | | By: luvly1 | Published: 09/27/2005 | | |  |
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Private Jones was assigned to the Army induction center, where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance (SGLI). It wasn't long before the center's Lieutenant noticed that Private Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Lt. stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.
Jones explained the basics of the SGLI to the new recruits, and then said. "If you have SGLI and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have SGLI, and you go into battle and get killed, the government has to pay only a maximum of $6000."
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