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Baffled Barber

By: tjsherePublished: 03/11/2005
 
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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."

The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,

"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."

The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,

"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half."

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

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    ah hahaahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.14.2005 6:45:23 PM EST)

    lmfao
    now thats good

    Next Time He Should (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (03.12.2005 0:23:51 AM EST)

    Answer "You be next!"

    Tears in his eyes, I guess! (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (03.11.2005 8:00:11 PM EST)

    hahahahaha!

    Funny joke (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.11.2005 8:30:24 AM EST)


    not a new one, but a funny one.
    ^5 TJ

    Yeah, and (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.11.2005 3:02:06 AM EST)


    He takes Ol' Yeller with him.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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