"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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"I have an answering machine in my car. It says "I'm home now. But leave amessage and I'll call when I'm out."" — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#215 Tennessee banned the use of a lasso to catch fish.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she walked past a mirror and it exploded.
One Liners
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Rob came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story this time, Rob?" his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."
Rob sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes but then the drawbridge got stuck. I swam across the river -- see? My t-shirt's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Trump's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."
"You'll have to do better than that, Rob," said the boss. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes!"
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