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CEO Training

By: acidintervalPublished: 02/11/2003
 
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The ousted CEO of a company decided to help out the incoming CEO. "I've left two envelopes in the safe," the departing CEO said. "When you encounter a crisis you can't handle, open the first envelope. If you run into more trouble, open the second one."

A few months later a crisis hit. The new CEO opened the safe and took out envelope marked 1. Inside a note that read, "Blame me." It worked like a charm. A few months later the company's stock plummeted. The CEO took out the secone envelope. This note said "Prepare two envelopes."

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    Keep 'em coming Acid (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.11.2003 11:16:49 PM EST)


    I know GP and I tease a lot about having already heard some of these but without your support we'd be reading the same ones over and over and over....

    This one was funny...

    ^5 buddy.


    Just protecting my sheep
    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.11.2003 9:48:40 PM EST)

    This is so true.
    Hahahahahahahah

    CEOs (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (02.11.2003 2:41:07 PM EST)

    are not the only ones that thrive on this system of accountability. Presidents love it, too!

    LOL (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.11.2003 4:11:48 AM EST)

    I guess if CEO #1's ideas were so good he wouldn't have been ousted in the first place.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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