"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." sign in a Budapest zoo
#62 The lifespan of a tastebud is 10 days.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Q. What's the hardest part of rollerblading? A. Telling your dad you're gay.
The ousted CEO of a company decided to help out the incoming CEO. "I've left two envelopes in the safe," the departing CEO said. "When you encounter a crisis you can't handle, open the first envelope. If you run into more trouble, open the second one."
A few months later a crisis hit. The new CEO opened the safe and took out envelope marked 1. Inside a note that read, "Blame me." It worked like a charm. A few months later the company's stock plummeted. The CEO took out the secone envelope. This note said "Prepare two envelopes."
I know GP and I tease a lot about having already heard some of these but without your support we'd be reading the same ones over and over and over....
This one was funny...
Just protecting my sheep
(02.11.2003 9:48:40 PM EST)
This is so true.
(02.11.2003 2:41:07 PM EST)
are not the only ones that thrive on this system of accountability. Presidents love it, too!
(02.11.2003 4:11:48 AM EST)
I guess if CEO #1's ideas were so good he wouldn't have been ousted in the first place.
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