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Convalescing Cop

By: tjsherePublished: 09/23/2003
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second incision the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters on the tape was the sentence, "Get well quick... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

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    Got to remember this one.... (0 replies)
    started by ladybug
    (09.23.2003 9:50:37 PM EST)

    ...and always keep a rolll of really
    sticky tape handy!
    That's so funny, TJ, that you don't remember submitting this joke because I have NO recollection of submitting yesterday's joke! It must have been a LONG time ago!
    Hugs and ^5!

    I just love to bug you!

    serves (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.23.2003 8:21:34 PM EST)

    him right...lmfao
    ^5 tj

    LMFAO (0 replies)
    started by corjones
    (09.23.2003 11:22:27 AM EST)

    Very Good TJ ^5

    he gave ladybug a ticket? (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (09.23.2003 8:36:57 AM EST)

    that wasn't so smart

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    Hey Guys (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.23.2003 6:25:27 AM EST)

    It's a new joke for me.

    ...and may I volunteer to pull that tape of that !@#$ %^&**$@ ?

    I'd be very careful, and do it as slow as possible.

    LMAO @ me (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.23.2003 2:39:42 AM EST)

    No, not at the joke......ME!

    I have absolutely NO recollection of submitting this joke. Hell, I don't even remember the joke!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    hahahahahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.23.2003 0:26:03 AM EST)

    Now this one was indeed a new one on me.... and it was funny too..

    I bet by God, it's one of GP's all time favorites.... what's he got now, something like 600 or so all time favorites? LMAO

    ^5 from me TJ is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

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