"The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." - To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
#135 A single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans per year.
Yo Mama ...
is so short she has to cuff her underwear
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second incision the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters on the tape was the sentence, "Get well quick... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
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Got to remember this one....
(09.23.2003 9:50:37 PM EST)
...and always keep a rolll of really
sticky tape handy!
That's so funny, TJ, that you don't remember submitting this joke because I have NO recollection of submitting yesterday's joke! It must have been a LONG time ago!
Hugs and ^5!
(09.23.2003 8:21:34 PM EST)
(09.23.2003 11:22:27 AM EST)
Very Good TJ ^5
Now this one was indeed a new one on me.... and it was funny too..
I bet by God, it's one of GP's all time favorites.... what's he got now, something like 600 or so all time favorites? LMAO
^5 from me TJ
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