The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "Well , he was a big muscular and handsome sailor."
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.
She said, " Itold him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much."
"So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either".
"Finally I said, 'Well how much do you have?'"
The sailor said that he only had $25.
The new hooker said, "Well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand."
"He agreed and after getting the finance straight he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand!"
"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge, then what did you do?"
I loaned him $75!" <,P>
