Money Talks
By: misspk	Published: 11/27/2002
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window "I want to open a damn checking account." To which the astonished woman replies "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no damn problem," the man says "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!" "I see," says the manager "And this bitch is giving you a hard time?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Here's another take (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (11.27.2002 6:33:33 AM EST) The Golden Rule: Those who have the Gold make the rules. > Those who beat their swords into plowshares, will plow for those who don't.

If the teller intially knew..... (0 replies) started by willi (11.27.2002 2:15:53 AM EST) he was worth 50 million bucks, she would have been more than happy to be his damn bitch and any other expletive he could think of. Speaking of bucks, Go Buckeyes! We're Fiesta Bowl bound.

old people suck (2 replies) started by suicideking (11.27.2002 1:21:27 AM EST) I propose that when people get too old to take care of themselves, we EAT them. yes, that's right, we ship them to 3rd world countries, where starving children are served helpings of geriatic gumbo. §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

Big money sells (0 replies)   started by kweenbee (11.27.2002 0:56:09 AM EST) And so does a little pussy. hahahahahaha. Great joke. ^5 from me. Love the country, live to pee outside!

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