"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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Think about this
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started by
thegrandpatron
(12.29.2002 2:17:58 PM EST)
1/3 of all people employed in the US of A, are employed by some government agency, be it Local, County, State, or Federal.
This isn't funny
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started by
tjshere
(12.29.2002 12:11:51 PM EST)
In fact it makes me want to cry.
How many taxpayer-paid bureaucrats do you suppose it took to come up with those 26,911 words ? Waaaaaah!
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started by
suicideking
(12.29.2002 0:45:58 AM EST)
my brain is fried... nice joke though
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