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Delivery Mistake

By: michaelcarlPublished: 06/19/2003
 
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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying... 'Congratulations on your new location!'"

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    After 27 years of marraige (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.19.2003 9:09:18 AM EST)


    mine should say:
    He's sure to go to Heaven,
    cause he's already served his time in Hell.

    Waaa hahahahaha

    Well (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.19.2003 0:42:57 AM EST)


    the card at the funeral could have read, "I'm sorry I fucked your sister."

    waaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahaha

    Damn right TJ... Ole Yeller lives on.

    Hehehehehe (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.19.2003 0:29:33 AM EST)

    At least the note at the funeral didn't say, "Thanks for last night".

    LOL! Good `un, MC. And it was short enough to keep Ole Yeller alive. ;^)

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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