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Human Body

By: michaelcarlPublished: 07/08/2003
 
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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

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    Yeah...Yeah...Yeah.... (1 reply)
    started by ladybug
    (07.08.2003 8:36:38 PM EST)

    Listen to you guys complaining
    about the "design flaws"!
    Now who among you has turned
    any down for this reason?
    Ah ha....I thought so....
    Now go to your rooms....
    you naughty boys!

    I just love to bug you!

    Whichever way you look at it (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.08.2003 2:16:22 PM EST)

    some real bad planning there!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    and why in the Hell ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.08.2003 7:30:52 AM EST)


    did they put a woman in charge of all the Pussy?

    LOL (4 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (07.08.2003 1:53:14 AM EST)

    or build an outhouse so close to a fast food joint

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    so (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.08.2003 1:24:50 AM EST)


    is the head bone connected to the neck bone or not?

    Hehehehe (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.08.2003 1:20:25 AM EST)

    That was somewhat of a design flaw, wasn't it? Good joke, MC, you da man!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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