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Anal Glaucoma

By: obiwanPublished: 05/06/2004
 
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Employee..."I'm sorry but I can't come in today.

I am suffering from Anal Glaucoma."

Boss..."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee..."I just can't see my ass coming to work!"

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    *GROAN* (0 replies)  
    started by meesha
    (05.06.2004 10:18:41 AM EST)

    Oh man, that's *bad*!!!

    hahahahaahaha

    ^5 from me, Obi!

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