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 It's a secret | | By: Sgt. Baker | Published: 05/30/2000 | | |  |
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A man flies in one night on a massively delayed plane for
a business trip. The man is tired, it's three o'clock, and he
wants a beer. He gets a cab and has the driver drop him off at
the nearest bar. He gets out of the car and realizes it's a gay
bar. By the time he turns to get back in the car and proceed to
the next bar, the driver is gone. So he decides to go in anyway.
When he gets in and asks for a beer, the bartender asks
him the name of his "thing". He explains that, in order to get
a drink, you have to have a name for your "thing". He gives the
guy five minutes to come up with a name. Spike, George,
Ralph...nothing seemed to fit until he came up with
secret. "What do you mean?" said the bartender."It can't be a
secret!" "No,no, you see, it's strong enough for a man, but
made for a woman."
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Butty bandits
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KiddShady
(06.03.2000 1:18:24 AM EST)
silly faggit dicks are for chicsI Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.
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Again With This Joke?
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 10:39:35 PM EST)
If I see this joke one more freakin' time, I'm gonna beat the shit out of somebody.
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sick shit
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started by
xstevex
(05.31.2000 3:24:48 PM EST)
that is some sick shit
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HAHAHA
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 6:43:46 AM EST)
I might be first ut because goofball iz dumb and changed there thing i have no idea
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Old, but true!
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started by
NakedCanuck
(05.30.2000 10:47:09 AM EST)
All he wants is a beer, not a date.The Naked Canuck
"I Am. Canadian!"
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Massively delayed???
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started by
OliverClozoff
(05.30.2000 1:35:06 AM EST)
My plane was late by two kilograms! Actually, I call mine Coulomb! When it's charged up, it's only attracted to the opposite.;o)
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