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  • "I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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    Performance Appraisal Terms

    By: Dirk SteelePublished: 09/15/1999
     
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    Here are some comments off my latest yearly appraisal at my job

    Term: GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS
    Meaning: Able to bullshit

    Term: GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS
    Meaning: Spends lots of time on phone

    Term: AVERAGE EMPLOYEE
    Meaning: Not too bright

    Term: EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED
    Meaning: Made no major blunders yet

    Term: WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY
    Meaning: Too ugly to get a date

    Term: ACTIVE SOCIALLY
    Meaning: Drinks a lot

    Term: FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY
    Meaning: Spouse drinks, too

    Term: INDEPENDENT WORKER
    Meaning: Nobody knows what he/she does

    Term: QUICK THINKING
    Meaning: Offers plausible excuses

    Term: CAREFUL THINKER
    Meaning: Won't make a decision

    Term: AGGRESSIVE
    Meaning: Obnoxious

    Term: USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS
    Meaning: Gets someone else to do it

    Term: EXPRESSES HIMSELF WELL
    Meaning: Speaks some English

    Term: METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL
    Meaning: A nit picking nut

    Term: HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES
    Meaning: Is tall or has a loud voice

    Term: EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT
    Meaning: Lucky

    Term: CAREER MINDED
    Meaning: Back Stabber

    Term: LOYAL
    Meaning: Can't get a job anywhere else

    Term: KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR
    Meaning: Knows a lot of dirty jokes

    Term: HAS AN EXTENSIVE PERSONAL LIBRARY
    Meaning: Copies rented porno movies

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    started by krytical13
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    Half of these apply to me at my job, espicially the active socially part.

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