Performance Appraisal Terms
By: Dirk Steele	Published: 09/15/1999
Here are some comments off my latest yearly appraisal at my job Term: GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS Meaning: Able to bullshit Term: GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS Meaning: Spends lots of time on phone Term: AVERAGE EMPLOYEE Meaning: Not too bright Term: EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED Meaning: Made no major blunders yet Term: WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY Meaning: Too ugly to get a date Term: ACTIVE SOCIALLY Meaning: Drinks a lot Term: FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY Meaning: Spouse drinks, too Term: INDEPENDENT WORKER Meaning: Nobody knows what he/she does Term: QUICK THINKING Meaning: Offers plausible excuses Term: CAREFUL THINKER Meaning: Won't make a decision Term: AGGRESSIVE Meaning: Obnoxious Term: USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS Meaning: Gets someone else to do it Term: EXPRESSES HIMSELF WELL Meaning: Speaks some English Term: METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL Meaning: A nit picking nut Term: HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES Meaning: Is tall or has a loud voice Term: EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT Meaning: Lucky Term: CAREER MINDED Meaning: Back Stabber Term: LOYAL Meaning: Can't get a job anywhere else Term: KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR Meaning: Knows a lot of dirty jokes Term: HAS AN EXTENSIVE PERSONAL LIBRARY Meaning: Copies rented porno movies Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
Watch the latest videos on YouTube.com
More Business Jokes...
Search     This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST
You must register to participate in this discussion.

First (0 replies)   started by krytical13 (03.15.2001 1:13:44 PM EST) Half of these apply to me at my job, espicially the active socially part.

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.