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By: bd2sonPublished: 01/22/2009
 
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Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some idiot is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.”

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft accent asked, “What are you sellin' here?”

One of the men replied sarcastically, “We're selling ass-holes.”

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, “You're doing well, only two left.”

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