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Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

By: TennesseeJedPublished: 05/12/1999
 
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10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

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    have you ever notist that in twenty years talk show hosts will be the richest people on earth? Forget working in an office, I could earn more money helping screwed up people with their problems. Note to self: my role models are: Jerry, Ricky, and Oprah.

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    have you ever notist that in twenty years talk show hosts will be the richest poeple on earth? Forget working in an office, I could earn more money helping screwed up people with their problems. Note to self: my role models are: Jerry, Ricky, and Oprah.

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    gee I didnt even prepare a speech

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