(Okay, 11!)
11. No one ever steals your chair.
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to
work drunk.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where
you keep them.
7. So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add
"Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down
your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my
pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in
Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work
on your tan.
... And (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work
Naked:
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in
here by 8:00!"
