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Top 10 reasons to go to Work Naked

By: G. TellermanPublished: 04/20/2000
 
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(Okay, 11!)

11. No one ever steals your chair.

10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

7. So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

... And (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

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Title: Way to much fucken time
By: Anonymous Goofball
Date: 01.12.2001 1:34 PM EST

your such a fucken retard get a life! if oyu are writungstupid shit like that that then you have way to much time! so fuck you and fuck all the others TOO!!!!

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Way to much fucken time  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.12.2001 1:34:43 PM EST)

your such a fucken retard get a life! if oyu are writungstupid shit like that that then you have way to much time! so fuck you and fuck all the others TOO!!!!

10 ways to say HELP!
by Anonymous Goofball
(01.12.2001 1:45:54 PM EST)

(alright only five sorry!!!!)
5. HELP ME GOD DAMN IT (whispering)I"M GETTING KILLED
4. (RUNNING OH SHIT HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP me
3.(SCREECHING) COME ON YOU G-G-G-G-GOD D-D-D-D-AMN CR-R-R-RAAAAKERS HELP MEE!
2.(SINING)I AM DREAMING OF BLOOD ALL OVER ME I REALLY DON'T WAAAANNNT.OH GOD HELP ME!
.........HERE'S THE BIG ONE!DRUMROLL PLEASE!
1.FUCK HIM WHY THE HELL AM I SAYING HELP WHAT THE FUCH HHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!

this guys a fuck
by kookoocachoo
(02.05.2001 12:21:34 PM EST)

damn man lighten up. your so anal that i'm suprised that you can see your computer with yoour head so far up your ass. Chill the fuck out and go get blown. Maybe its time you get a girlfriend that doesn't inflate.

yo chill im the eggman im the walrus kookoocachoo


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