Top 10 reasons to go to Work Naked
By: G. Tellerman	Published: 04/20/2000
(Okay, 11!) 11. No one ever steals your chair. 10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 7. So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources. 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. ... And (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked: 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Title:	in response to the previous dickhead's message
By:	psychoares
Date:	01.28.2001 8:04 PM EST

First of all I would like to state that no one forces you to read the jokes posted on this site. If someone does, please, get help! Secondly, you need to be in school if you have tendency to write with so little purpose. Since you obviously do not attend any institute of learning, I will copy your message and correct your grammar, spelling, and capitalization.

You're such a fucking retard, get a life! If you are writing stupid shit like that, then you have way too much time! So, fuck you and fuck all the others too!!!! (I left your previous sentence some what as you wrote it, but I would suggest that you substitute "too" for "like you", or something along that line.

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in response to the previous dickhead's message   started by psychoares (01.28.2001 8:04:13 PM EST) First of all I would like to state that no one forces you to read the jokes posted on this site. If someone does, please, get help! Secondly, you need to be in school if you have tendency to write with so little purpose. Since you obviously do not attend any institute of learning, I will copy your message and correct your grammar, spelling, and capitalization. You're such a fucking retard, get a life! If you are writing stupid shit like that, then you have way too much time! So, fuck you and fuck all the others too!!!! (I left your previous sentence some what as you wrote it, but I would suggest that you substitute "too" for "like you", or something along that line.

YES YOU ARE A DICKHEAD by spikeyxxx (03.26.2001 11:30:14 PM EST) MY TITLE STATE'S WHAT YOU ARE I THOUGHT THE "TOP 10 REASSON'S WHY YOU SHOULD GO TO WORK NAKED" WAS FUNNY AND IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT THEN YOU HAVE THE PROBLEM'S AND DOES IT REALLY MATTER IF THAT PERSON HAS TROUBLE SPELLING THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE A SLOWER LEARNING DISABILITY "ASS HOLE"

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