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Top 15 Slogans Rejected By Motel 6

By: bd2sonPublished: 11/16/2006
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15. Because your neighbor's wife deserves better than the backseat of some car.

14. As seen on COPS.

13. If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have changed the sheets.

12. Not just for nooners anymore.

11. We left off the 9, but you know it's there.

10. You rented the room, now buy the video.

9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for the hooker.

8. We'll leave the Lysol for ya.

7. Hey! We're not the Ritz but, just try bringing your secretary there on your salary, pal.

6. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery BETTER.

5. It's Hookerrific!

4. Official lodging of the 2006 Florida Marlins.

3. Blurring the line between stains and avant-garde sheet art since 1962.

2. Cheap and easy, just like your sisters.

1. We put the Ho in Hotel.

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    Hahahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by babybear
    (11.16.2006 5:45:29 PM EST)

    These are better than good!
    They're terrific!

    "Blurring the line between stains and avant-garde sheet art since 1962."



    Hehehehehehe (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.16.2006 8:25:08 AM EST)

    These are good.

    "We'll leave the Lysol for ya."

    Waaaaaaaa Hahahahahahaha!

    I wonder where Tom Bodett takes his secretary for a nooner?

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