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Lawyer at a funeral
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.17.2000 7:10:05 PM EST)
A doctor, a priest and a lawyer are at a funurel. Before the man died, he called them together to tell them that he was going to take his money with him. On his deathbed, he made all three of them promise that when he was buried, they would each throw an envelopoe with $50,000 on his coffin, which he would provide for them. He give them each $50,000 in cash. At the funeral, each did his duty. After the funural, the priest said that he kept $25,000 because the church needed a new roof, the doctor said not to worry, becuase he kept $30,000 because the hospital neede a new dialysis machine. the lwayer said "I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU BOTH, AS I GAVE HIM A PERSONAL CHEQUE FOR THE FULL AMOUNT.
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