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Work & Prison

By: acidintervalPublished: 10/21/2007
 
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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
@ WORK - you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office.

@ PRISON - you get three meals a day fully paid for.
@ WORK - you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

@ PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
@ WORK - you get more work for good behavior.

@ PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
@ WORK - you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

@ PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
@ WORK - you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

@ PRISON - you get your own toilet.
@ WORK - you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

@ PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
@ WORK - you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

@ PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
@ WORK - you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners .

@ PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
@ WORK - you spend most of you time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

@ PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
@ WORK - they are called managers.

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

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