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 Shingles? | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/12/1999 | | |  |
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More and more doctors are running their practices like an
assembly lines. One fella walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and
told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what
he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history
and told Him to wait in the examining room. A half-hour later a
nurse came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait
for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked him
what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
The doctor said, "Where?"
He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
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