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Climbing The Corporate Ladder
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/26/2000
The boss called one of his employees into the office.
"Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to
district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?"
"Thanks," said the employee.
"Thanks?" the boss replied. "Is that all you can say?"
"I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."
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sucks.
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started by
Sk8erSpice
(06.27.2000 0:23:26 AM EST)
sucks. sucks. sucks. sucks. sucks.
:)
Short the stock...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(06.26.2000 10:54:39 PM EST)
...and use the profits to start up a competitor!
this iz gay!!!
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started by
Jaimie21069
(06.26.2000 4:27:06 PM EST)
this iz so gay could u get n e dumber???!!! jesus christ!!! it'z retarded!
YoU HaVe SmOkEd YoUr SeLf ReTaRdEd! marijuana effects your memory!!!
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
fuck you
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started by
HairyJew
(06.26.2000 2:08:20 AM EST)
that joke wasnt that bad- at least you couldnt predict the punchline
fuck you
So true!
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started by
SacredBlade
(06.26.2000 0:53:30 AM EST)
There ya go. It ain't what you
know, it's who you know!
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