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  • "We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003

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    Climbing The Corporate Ladder

    By: AnonymousPublished: 06/26/2000
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    The boss called one of his employees into the office.

    "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?"

    "Thanks," said the employee.

    "Thanks?" the boss replied. "Is that all you can say?"

    "I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."

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    sucks. (0 replies)
    started by Sk8erSpice
    (06.27.2000 0:23:26 AM EST)

    sucks. sucks. sucks. sucks. sucks.


    Short the stock... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (06.26.2000 10:54:39 PM EST)

    ...and use the profits to start up a competitor!

    this iz gay!!! (0 replies)
    started by Jaimie21069
    (06.26.2000 4:27:06 PM EST)

    this iz so gay could u get n e dumber???!!! jesus christ!!! it'z retarded!

    YoU HaVe SmOkEd YoUr SeLf ReTaRdEd! marijuana effects your memory!!!

    I can't see the humour in this.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (06.26.2000 10:18:14 AM EST)

    ....cause I've had to deal with "golden boys" such as this. :@

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    fuck you (0 replies)
    started by HairyJew
    (06.26.2000 2:08:20 AM EST)

    that joke wasnt that bad- at least you couldnt predict the punchline

    fuck you

    So true! (0 replies)  
    started by SacredBlade
    (06.26.2000 0:53:30 AM EST)

    There ya go. It ain't what you
    know, it's who you know!

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