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Cutting In Line

By: OneEyedDickPublished: 05/23/2001
 
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It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again.

As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the store!"

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    Hehehe..... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.28.2001 3:36:06 AM EST)

    ...:)

    ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

    Must be a store (0 replies)
    started by darkoverlord
    (05.25.2001 2:29:30 PM EST)

    for liberals, fucking morons.

    M.L.King said We shall overcome. Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.

    We all know that retailers... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (05.23.2001 6:56:55 PM EST)

    pretend to take a big hit on the day of a big sale, but it's nice to know at least one literally got it!

    I See.... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.23.2001 1:59:05 PM EST)

    So people just go into the archives and submit the same joke with a different title and act like they thought of it huh? Man this site keeps getting worse and worse!!!!

    First! (0 replies)  
    started by friday2k
    (05.23.2001 0:32:27 AM EST)

    But still an old joke ...

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