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Out Of Business

By: number1waitressPublished: 07/24/2000
 
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Down the street in one of those strip malls, there are 3 stores -- a grocery store, a jewelry store and a dry cleaners. And above the dry cleaners is a whore house.

Guess which store went out of business? It was the dry cleaners. And do you know why?

Because they couldn't take the fucking overhead

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    started by jdbommer
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    cause they couldn't stand being screwed over

    the Teddy was here!

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