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#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She gets runs in her jeans.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals".
Top ten things that sound dirty at the office but aren't
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, now!!
5. Hmmmm....I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old ...it takes
for ever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level positon.
2. When do you think, you'll be getting off today?
And the #1 thing in the office that sounds dirty but isn't:
1. It's not fair....I do all the work while she just sits there!!
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