"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000
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"90% I'll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10% I'll probably waste." — Phillies pitcher Tug McGraw in 1975 on how he would spend his $75,000 salary.
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is so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
One Liners
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What, is this some kind of joke??"
Top ten things that sound dirty at the office but aren't
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, now!!
5. Hmmmm....I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old ...it takes
for ever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level positon.
2. When do you think, you'll be getting off today?
And the #1 thing in the office that sounds dirty but isn't:
1. It's not fair....I do all the work while she just sits there!!
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