Assmosis
The process by which some people
seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the
boss.
Seagull Manager
A manager who flies in, makes
a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.
Salmon day
The experience of spending an
entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the
end.
Percussive Maintenance
The fine art of
whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work
again.
Prairie Dogging
When someone yells or drops
something loudly in a "cube farm" (an office full of
cubicles)
and everyone's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going
on.
Umfriend
A sexual relation of dubious standing
or a concealed intimate relationship, as in "This is Dale,
my...um...friend."
