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Q:Whats do Government workers and lesbians have in common?

A:The both don't do dick.

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    started by dragonmaster666
    (03.31.2001 8:01:23 AM EST)

    don't give the punchline away in the title of the message you scrotum shitting rectal wart

    "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." -Marc Antony "The Tradgey of Julius Caesar"

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    started by seron
    (07.04.2000 10:24:26 PM EST)

    it is very short and not funny at all and whoever thinks it is funny needs to be SHOT!!!!!!

    (maybe this way)

    Gemini's kick ass!!!

    this ssssuuuuxxxxxx!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by seron
    (07.04.2000 10:22:51 PM EST)

    it is very short and not funny at all and whoever thinks it is funny needs to be SHOT!!!!!!

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