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dragonmaster666
(03.31.2001 8:01:23 AM EST)
don't give the punchline away in the title of the message you scrotum shitting rectal wart
"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war."
-Marc Antony
"The Tradgey of Julius Caesar"
this ssssuuuuxxxxxx!!!!
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seron
(07.04.2000 10:24:26 PM EST)
it is very short and not funny at all and whoever thinks it is funny needs to be SHOT!!!!!!
(maybe this way)
Gemini's kick ass!!!
this ssssuuuuxxxxxx!!!!
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started by
seron
(07.04.2000 10:22:51 PM EST)
it is very short and not funny at all and whoever thinks it is funny needs to be SHOT!!!!!!
Gemini's kick ass!!!
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