Advanced Search
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in



Remember Me?

» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?


Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
Busted Tees
Mike's List


George W. Bush
"The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." - To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000

Random Quote
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
— Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

Snapple Facts
#136 Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.

Yo Mama ...
is so nasty she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!

One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A: One's a snack cracker.

Don't do dick

By: AnonymousPublished: 04/06/1999
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Q:Whats do Government workers and lesbians have in common?

A:The both don't do dick.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

Related Links
  • Whip The Worker
  • Worker Wins Compensation For Being Promoted
  • Worker Makes $118,000 In 'Psychic' Calls
  • Morgue Worker Charged With Photographing Body of Woman
  • Dairy Whip Tax-Deductible For Sex Workers
  • Farm Workers Paid In The Wurst Way
  • Jobless Workers Give Boss Taste Of The High Life
  • Baby Powder Lesbians
  • The Construction Site
  • Buff Bagwell
  • Secrets Among Friends
  • My Dog Rules
  • Heads Up at an Australian Fish Market
  • Service Helps Those with Bad Breath
  • Strong enough for a male, but made for a shemale
  • Vigilante Granny
  • Top 10 ways to be the funniest guy in your office.
  • Real Dear Abby Letters
  • Heroin Addicts Ignore Infirm Sister for a Year
  • Vacuum Cleaner Saves Choking Man

  • More Business Jokes...


    This Section


    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    bad (0 replies)
    started by dragonmaster666
    (03.31.2001 8:01:23 AM EST)

    don't give the punchline away in the title of the message you scrotum shitting rectal wart

    "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." -Marc Antony "The Tradgey of Julius Caesar"

    this ssssuuuuxxxxxx!!!! (0 replies)
    started by seron
    (07.04.2000 10:24:26 PM EST)

    it is very short and not funny at all and whoever thinks it is funny needs to be SHOT!!!!!!

    (maybe this way)

    Gemini's kick ass!!!

    this ssssuuuuxxxxxx!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by seron
    (07.04.2000 10:22:51 PM EST)

    it is very short and not funny at all and whoever thinks it is funny needs to be SHOT!!!!!!

    Gemini's kick ass!!! is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

    Most Recent
    Rate This!

    2.82 Goofballs of 5
    85 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
    A goldfish's attention spans is three seconds.