A Russian man was walking along the beach when he came across a lamp in the sand. He picked up the lamp and began to rub it when out popped a genie. The genie asked if he could help him. The Russian
man asked if he could grant him some wishes?
The genie replied that he could grant him one wish. The Russian began to think and then said, "I got it, whenever I piss I want to piss out vodka." The genie replied wish granted and left. All excited the Russina man ran all the way home burst through the door and said, "Honey, come here I have something to show you and bring two glasses". His wife enters the room with the two glasses and asks "What is going on?"
He replies "watch this", pulls
down his trousers and pisses in both glasses. Picking up one glass and extending out toward his wife he says "here honey try this".
His wife screams "what are you crazy I'm not drinking your piss", when by accident a little spills on her face. At this point she realizes that it tastes like vodka and the Russian man explains to her about the genie and together they start to drink.
The next day the man returns from work and the wife asks if they could sit down together again and have a
drink. The man says sure but only bring one glass this time. His wife looking all confused asks "why only one glass?" He replies, "tonight dear you're drinking from the bottle."
