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By: ZarvoxPublished: 01/28/2000
 
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An Irish man is sitting in a New York bar drinking. By this time, he's fairly drunk. At one point, another drunk Irishman comes up next to him and starts bullshitting with him. Just the general conversation and questions.

The first one asks, "where are you from?"
Second says "Dublin, Ireland".

"No way, that's where I'm from! What school did you go to?"
"Harrigan's middle school" "That's where I'm from!"

The first asks, "What street did you live on?"
the second: "2nd and E street" "Wow! Me too!"

On the other side of the bar, a man walks in and asks the bartender what's new?

The bartender says "Not much, but the O'Malley twins are drunk again..."

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that wasn't (0 replies)
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