Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor
who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration
throughout the country that he was searching for one. A year
passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai, a
Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai.
The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and
demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.
The Japanese Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little
fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground
in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!"
The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and
demonstrate.
The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly.
Whoosh whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground
in 4 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!"
The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he
should be the head Samurai.
The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly.
His flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh
whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh. A gust of
wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing
around.
The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: "After all of that,
why is the fly not dead?"
The Jewish Samurai smiled, "If you look closely, you'll see
that the fly has been circumcised!
