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 The Women's Conference | | By: Noodle | Published: 03/07/2000 | | |  |
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At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first speaker from
England stood up: "At last years' conference we
spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after
the conference I went home and told my husband
that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do
it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered.
The second speaker from America stood up: "After last years'
conference I went home and told my husband that I
would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it
himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the
second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he
had done not only his own washing but my washing as well." The crowd cheered.
The third speaker from Ireland stood up: "After last years'
conference I went home and told my husband that I would
no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it
himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
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