three guys are on a plane. a jew, an african american, and a
redneck. the plane crashes on a deserted island, and they are
stranded. while forrageing for food and water, one of them
finds a lamp. he brings it back to the other two, and says
"wouldn't it be cool if it was a magic lamp" The jew says " so
go ahead, rub it already. it couldn't hoit."
the redneck rubs it and poof! out comes a genie. she looks at
the crowd and states" i usually give three wishes, but, i'll
devide them amongst you. one each. She turns to the african
american, and says " your wish?" he thinks about it and says
"i wish all my brothers and sisters could return to africa and
live free and peaceful lives in our native land." "granted"
says the genie.
she looks at the jew and says "what about you?" the jew thinks
for a few, and starts talking. " i wish all the jews could
finally have the land of milk and honey promised by the lord.
the free state of isreal, then all could return home to be free
in the sight of god." "granted" says the genie.
She turns to the redneck and says "your turn." he mulls it
over and starts talking. " let me get this straight. all the
blacks are goin' back to africa, and all the jews are goin'
to isreal. every single one of them?" she looks puzzled. but,
says "yes". he looks at her. "in that case, i'll have an ice
cold beer"
