Around the Time of the Seperation referandum of Quebec, Canada,
two of Quebec's great leaders were sitting together discussing
this idea.
Jaques looked over at Pierre and says" You know if we do win
this referandum we will need to pic a leader for our new
country!"
Pierre replies "Well here is what we will do.... I will take
this phone book throw it up in the air, and put my finger down
on a name. Which ever name It lands on will be the name of our
new king!"
Pierre does this and it lands on Andre Frederick.
Pierre phones Andre and tells him the good news that he has been
selected as the new king of Quebec and this is how the conversation goes.
Pierre tells Andre " In order to be the king of our great new
Country you have you answer three questions."
Andre agrees, so Pierre starts asking.
"Andre do you party?"
" Oh I party, party, and get all rowdy!"
"good answer good anser. Next question do you drink?"
"I can drink 16 beer by myself at one sitting!"
"very good answer, now for the last and most important question.
how many times a week do you have sex??"
Andre goes silent for a moment then says " I have sex about 5
times a week..."
Pierre is suddenly very disappointed. "for a french man that is
not very good you should be doing it at least two times a day.."
Andre then replies" Well 5 times a week ain't too bad for a
parish priest !!!!!"
