Three men are working on a bridge, an American, an Italian, and
a Polock. One lunch hour the American opens his lunch and
says "Goddammit! If I get another one of these peanut butter
sandwiches for lunch I'm gonna jump off this bridge and kill
myself!" The Italian says "I can't believe this salami
sandwich, if I get another I'm gonna kill myself too. Then the
Polock says, "me too, if I get another one of these damn
sausage sandwiches I'm gonna kill myself too."
The next day, the lunch hour comes around and the American
finds a peanut butter sandwich, so he jumps off the bridge and
kills himself. The Italian opens his lunch and sees a salami
sandwich, so he jumps off the bridge and kills himself.
Finally, the Polock looks at his lunch and sees his sausage
sandwich, so he jumps and kills himself.
The families of the men decide to have a joint funeral and the
Italian wife says to the American wife, "If only Luigi told me
he didn't want salami sandiwches anymore, I wouldn't have made
him any." The American wife agrees, "Yeah, I wish I knew Joe
didn't want anymore peanut butter sandwiches, I would've made
him anything else." Then the Polish wife comes over and
says, "I don't understand, my husband made his own sandwiches."
